Dear Management,

Do these people on WRDU ever listen to themselves? KC and the other guys talk like lisping little boys, straining to get the words out. Why can't they talk like men? Did they get hired because they traded sexual favors with a male boss?

Then there is that harpy Carmen who ought to have her throat cut as a public service. What a crass ____! (sorry, but we had to censor that four letter word he used)

Oliver